Practice

I've always wondered why in the healthcare sector, there's this thing called 'medical practice'. Doctors put their knowledge to work everyday, calling it practice. So if everyday is a rehearsal, when is the real thing gonna come? I know, the whole argument is flawed, and it's just a play of words.

For us action performers, our 'practice' involved hitting each other in the face (not really) and striking the opponents' limbs till they become red! Check out Hong's arm at 0:42 of the video (or maybe because he's so fair, he turns pink when struck)!



Speaking of play of words, here's a joke (if you're offended by anything at all, do not continue reading, and we're not mainstream media, crude jokes are allowed).

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In medieval England, there was this queen who could not be satisfied by her king (in bed of course), so she sought the kingdom's magician. He produced a stick, and gave the instructions "By commanding it 'Flying stick, flying stick, _________' (yes, wherever you want it to go), and behold it shall please you. To have it stop, just say 'Jingalashamistic' and back to its sheath it shall be". So the queen was happy for a long time.

One of her maidens found out after a while, and wanted to try out the excitement! So she went "Flying stick, flying stick, kiss my lips and make me happy!! ............... Oh dear! Oh my word!" (Just use your imagination). Alas, she did not know the magic word to stop the flying stick, and after saying "Stop! No more! Away! Shoo!" did not work, she started to try escaping from it. As she ran towards the castle guard outside, she told him that a flying stick was chasing her. And his response in disbelief??

"Up my @r$e!"

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Thank you for bearing with me. I had a frustrating day so far.

Likely Malicious

Garry E

Screenshots of Putrajaya's Putra Perdana Park

LA Productions recently paid Putra Perdana Park a visit. It's a nice place, really....that is if you minus the extreme heat wave and the smell of manure laid by the gardeners in the park. I mean, the smell's everywhere!

Anyway, we were all over the place, having arrived at the park at 1430 hours on Sunday. The park is actually quite well maintained, but the water features were out of commission and under renovations works... and that gave us the opportunity to jump into the water features and have some fun!

Believe it or not, we didn't really plan out much of a storyboard this time, and we just made up a lot of things on the way. I guess shooting really ate into us, and we now know what to prepare for in general. After having some prepostorous ideas here and there, we were already shooting when we were supposed to warm up. The sun already did it's job, and gosh, THE SUN SCORCHED OUR SKINS! I mean, look at how we were suffering already!

You can see the heat wave everywhere! It was so hot that all of us started to run around like madmen going berserk after lying under the sun being dormant for a couple of secs.

But you know what? having jogged and run around Putra Perdana Park, made me realise how similar this felt when I was playing Left 4 Dead. You know, that zombie game which 4 survivors had to blast their way past zombies across towns and some forest area, with those special zombies that could either puke on you and cause other zombies to be attracted to you, or pounce on you from some far off lamp post, and even grab you with it's super elongated tongue and drag you across the screen?

Yea, here comes an angry zombie!

Stay tuned for more.

Likely Malicious,

Garry of LAP

Max vs Hong

Remember Max from Germany, who paid us a visit with his brother Constantine? Here's what happened when Hong decided to pay them a visit at their hotel suite....



What a warm welcome eh? The full fight will be out soon.

Short Hiatus

Low Angle Productions will be on a short hiatus these few weeks.

It was Chinese New Year, and everybody was in action (mouth and tummies very busy).

We're now fat and prosperous, so we need to get into shape before we shoot anything else.

We'll be back soon enough =)

Happy New Year!

Team LAP wishes everyone a very happy new year! May it be productive for all of us, and that we enjoy good health and good times with our family and friends.

Welcome 2009!